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Post by rfarmgirl on Aug 23, 2011 21:01:53 GMT -5
Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty..'
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'' The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'
And One more. . .! A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
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Post by peelergtfb on Aug 23, 2011 21:04:27 GMT -5
How could an old man loosing his hearing possible be funny.
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Post by MarlandS on Aug 23, 2011 21:09:58 GMT -5
How could an old man loosing his hearing possible be funny. It'd be a LOT easier to tell old woman jokes , there's a lot bigger pool to work with since it includes any woman past 30 .
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Post by rfarmgirl on Aug 23, 2011 21:17:22 GMT -5
How could an old man loosing his hearing possible be funny. It'd be a LOT easier to tell old woman jokes , there's a lot bigger pool to work with since it includes any woman past 30 . Oh REALLY??? Maybe I will have to hunt you down at the FPS and we can chat about old women, eh? Your wife gonna be there? I am sure she could help me out. ;D
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Post by rfarmgirl on Aug 23, 2011 21:19:18 GMT -5
How could an old man loosing his hearing possible be funny. Hey peeler...CAN YOU HEAR ME? Geez, why do I always have to yell!!
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Post by MarlandS on Aug 23, 2011 21:28:46 GMT -5
It'd be a LOT easier to tell old woman jokes , there's a lot bigger pool to work with since it includes any woman past 30 . Oh REALLY??? Maybe I will have to hunt you down at the FPS and we can chat about old women, eh? Your wife gonna be there? I am sure she could help me out. ;D Crap, with both of you there I'll be explaining everything twice ;D
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Post by Sheep Herder on Aug 25, 2011 18:47:09 GMT -5
Not to nitpick, but GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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