Post by Sheep Herder on Aug 19, 2011 21:29:45 GMT -5
In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost
by one point. The question was, where do women mostly have
curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa
One of the other questions was to name two things commonly
found in cells. It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not the
correct answer
I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for
the new children's-oriented iPod after realizing
that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Lakeland, but
I've been banned from it after asking to look at some
bomber jackets
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least
they drive slowly past schools
A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend
and her twin. I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said,
"Her brother has a moustache"
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned
it on FaceBook. I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!"
Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent
trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ... "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn,
you sick bastard.”
The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards
the floods in Pakistan . I said I would love to, but my hose
only reaches the bottom of the driveway.