Post by fivelockboll on Aug 15, 2011 19:10:02 GMT -5
An 84 year old man walking down the sidewalk hears a voice and looks down to see a frog looking up at him. The frog says "kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He picks the frog up, looks at it and sticks it in his pocket. The frog protests saying "what's wrong with you, did you not hear the part about me turning into a beautiful princess?" The old fellow said, "yeah, I heard you, but at my age I'd rather have a talking frog".