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Post by Hobbyfarmer on Aug 4, 2011 21:58:31 GMT -5
are at the White Sox game.
Sitting in the first row with the Secret Service people directly behind them, one of the Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to the president. Barack stares at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head violently.
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request, from the owner of the team down to the bat boy. And...the fans would love it!"
So, Barack shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that's what the people want."
He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall into the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, and screaming -- and the crowd goes wild, cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.
Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You were right, I would have never believed that!"
Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!"
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Post by glowplug on Aug 5, 2011 7:45:13 GMT -5
Twitter is blowing up with Obama 50th Birthday Party Games.
The hashtag #obamabirthdaypartygames is now trending across the U.S.
Here’s my top 10 list:
10. Jenga: U.S. economy edition
9. Tic-Tax-Toe
8. (Getta) Clue
7. Monopoly: Spread the Wealth edition
6. Barrel of Soros Monkeys
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, Send Your Paycheck Right Over
4. Duck Duck Responsibility
3. Pin the Debt on the Children
2. Scavenger Hunt — for a job
1. Unfollow The Leader
Leave your suggestions!
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Update:
Runners-up:
- Musical Czars
- (I’m Not) Sorry!
- (I’m Numero) Uno
- Pin the Fail on the Elephant
- (Truth) Twister
- Bobbing for Bailouts
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Post by papapap on Aug 5, 2011 10:23:48 GMT -5
Slip n Slide off a cliff- As long as Biden plays also.
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Post by glowplug on Aug 15, 2011 23:28:15 GMT -5
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. --Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. --Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. --Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. --Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. --David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! --Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. --Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman
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