California Love Story

[moomunchies]

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex.............She spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles. This was something she just loved to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, " Why do you love doing that?"
Because ....she replied.......... "I really miss mine"

I told you it was a California love story!

[wheatfarmer]

AAGGGHHHH, get the disinfectant, get some iodine, help, AAGGGHHH

[ses]

As he said it is a California love story.

Then he said" Well, Honey, maybe they were yours before I got them".