Leno on Secret Service in Colombia.....

[John SD]

Jay was lamenting the fact that the agent who offered his "escort" $30 as full payment of an $800 bill was fired.

This SS agent is doing exactly what we want the fed government to do. Cut spending!

[ses]

This crap gives Americans a bad name. Who in Hell will want to do an American if he won't pay his hooker bill. This could have detrimental effects on future hooker customers from the US. Prolly gonna have to settle for the skanks.