John Hinckley's Release

[moomunchies]

You have to read this all the way to the end to realize what a classy lady she is.




Nancy Reagan regarding John Hinckley's release:



We could all learn so much from this elegant and gracious lady.



You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980's.



Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, and, in his twisted mind, loved Jodie to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.



There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated.



Consequently, you will appreciate the following letter from Nancy Reagan to John Hinckley:



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To: John Hinckley

From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan



My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery.

In our country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know that we bear no grudge against you for shooting President Reagan.

We are fully aware that mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation.

We're confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive man.



Best wishes,



Nancy Reagan & Family



P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.

[didsomeonesaydonut]

That was pretty damn funny.

[ses]

Wouldn't it suck being John Hinkley? The poor bastard shot Raygun to impress Jodie, who turned out to be a lesbo. That would be like getting kicked in the nuts by one of them Budweiser horses.

[MarlandS]

SES, I didn't realize you had slept with Jodie Isn't that usually what turns women into Lesbo's ?