Why muslims are pizzed.....

[glowplug]

Everyone seems to be wondering why..Muslim..terrorists are so quick to commit..suicide...

Let’s have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas
- No television
- No..nude women!!
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer!
- No bacon
- Rags..for clothes
- Towels..for hats
- Constant wailing from some..idiot..in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law!!
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You wipe your..ass..with your hand
- You cook over burning camel..shit..
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- And your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you..die.., it all gets better"?
Well no..shit,..Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse.

[feelnrite]

Now that is a good one and so true.

[pldairy]

man Glowplugger ya got a winner there