Hillbilly Vasectomy

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> *Hillbilly Vasectomy*
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> *After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that
> was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. *
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> *So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him
> that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more
> children. *
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> *The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
> vasectomy that could fix the problem, but that it was
> expensive. *
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> *"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go
> home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in
> Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can (COORS), then
> hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." *
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> *The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the
> smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a
> cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to
> help me." *
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> *"Trust me," said the doctor. *
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> *So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a
> beer can. *
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> *He held the can up to his ear and began to count! *
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> *'1' *
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> *'2' *
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> *'3' *
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> *'4' *
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> *'5' *
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> *(you'll love this...) *
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> *At which point he paused, placed the beer can between
> his legs and continued counting on his other hand. *
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> *This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, *
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> *Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and parts of Georgia,
> Missouri, and West Virginia and.......... *
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> *ALL of Washington DC.** *
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