Post by Hobbyfarmer on Sept 4, 2011 12:23:12 GMT -5
One morning, Arnie went to see his doctor and told him that he hadn't been feeling at all well. The doctor examined Arnie, left the room, and came back with three different bottles of pills.
Looking at Arnie he says, "Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you wake up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after you eat lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water."
Startled to be put on so much medicine, the man stammered, "L...........L.......L.........Lummee, Doc, exactly what is my problem?"
The doctor replied, "Arnie, you're not drinking enough water."