Post by Sheep Herder on Jan 23, 2013 9:56:38 GMT -5
Barack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven
limo. Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit
it full-on and the car comes to an abrupt stop.
Obama says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check,
you were the one driving.'
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal
is dead.
'You were driving; go and tell the farmer, ' says
Obama.
Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered,
hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
'My god, what happened to you?' asks Obama.
The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer
opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up
meal and their daughter made love to me.'
'What on earth did you say to them?' asks Obama.
'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said
to them, 'I'm Barack Obama's chauffeur and
I've just killed the Genius OverLord'.
limo. Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit
it full-on and the car comes to an abrupt stop.
Obama says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check,
you were the one driving.'
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal
is dead.
'You were driving; go and tell the farmer, ' says
Obama.
Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered,
hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
'My god, what happened to you?' asks Obama.
The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer
opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up
meal and their daughter made love to me.'
'What on earth did you say to them?' asks Obama.
'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said
to them, 'I'm Barack Obama's chauffeur and
I've just killed the Genius OverLord'.