What State Are You From

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At a bar in DC ...

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,

"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm in Congress too. What state are you from?"

[Angus in NCMO®]

nice, I'll have to try and remember that one.


as for me ... I r from the state of confusion in the republic of needmore.

[Mark (EC,IN)]

I like that