Post by haleiwa on Jun 19, 2012 23:55:29 GMT -5
Three hookers were discussing their last clients. The first one said, "I had a rodeo cowboy. He set a timer for eight seconds, and after it went off he jumped up, yelled, and threw his hat in the air."
The second one said she had an oilfield worker. "He poked around a while, then yelled `Here comes a gusher.`"
The third one said, "I had a farmer. First it was too dry. Then it was too wet. Then he sat on the edge of the be for a long time and didn't say anything. When I asked him what was wrong, he said `I'm trying to figure out how to get the government to pay for half of this.`"
The second one said she had an oilfield worker. "He poked around a while, then yelled `Here comes a gusher.`"
The third one said, "I had a farmer. First it was too dry. Then it was too wet. Then he sat on the edge of the be for a long time and didn't say anything. When I asked him what was wrong, he said `I'm trying to figure out how to get the government to pay for half of this.`"
