Valentines day present

[Hobbyfarmer]

Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his

wife anything for Valentine's Day. 'Yes,' came the answer from

Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist,

'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'

'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'

Tony smiled as he replied,

'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'
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[wheatfarmer]

My wife has always wanted a Hammond Organ so...............
I have a 10 pound ham in the crock pot and tonight she'll get the organ.

[Hobbyfarmer]

Feb 14, 2012 11:10:53 GMT -5 wheatfarmer said:

My wife has always wanted a Hammond Organ so...............
I have a 10 pound ham in the crock pot and tonight she'll get the organ.

Better get to practicing...You'll need to know how to play more than "chop sticks"

[wheatfarmer]

I was hoping more for being able to fiddle in the middle. ;D

[Hobbyfarmer]

Kind of a one man band? ;D