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Post by Hobbyfarmer on Feb 9, 2012 10:54:14 GMT -5
comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads: COLD BEER: $5.00 HAMBURGER: $10.00 CHEESEBURGER: $15.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $18.50 HAND JOB: $250.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer. “Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. “May I help you sir?” The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, “I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?” She looks into his wrinkled eyes and with a wide smile purrs, “Yes sir, I sure am.” The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly, “Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger.” Attachments:
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Post by wheatfarmer on Feb 9, 2012 11:11:05 GMT -5
WOW ..........is that a genuine german beer tower with taps?
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Post by kwestfarms on Feb 9, 2012 12:15:00 GMT -5
What in hell are you talking about..... I don't see.................. oh , you mean that thing she has her hand on ? Sorry , didn't see the other side of the picture.............!!!!! John
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Post by wheatfarmer on Feb 9, 2012 13:06:58 GMT -5
she had something in her hands? ?
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