HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES:

[Hobbyfarmer]

>
>
> Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the
>
> first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with
> good-looking strippers! What the hell!! They don't even
> serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
>
> The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and
> get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course,
> every businessman in this country would start flying again,
> hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female
> flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even
> more money.
>
> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of
> seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching
> halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
>
> This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it
> right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an
> asset.
>
> Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have
> to do everything myself?
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Bill Clinton

[Rich©]

Complimentary cigar upon loading or do you have to bring your own? ;D

[RickNCMD]

What brand cigar did Slick Willie use, umm smoke? ;D

[cornandbeef]

I have an old email of an air line where the stewardes were nude. I think it was called the naked sky's or something. ;D

[Rich©]

C & B.. I wouldn't be shy about being a mile high club member. ;D

[cornandbeef]

I got a friend that sends me all.Kinds of emails like that. Bet I got 2k of the good stuff.I didn't get anything from him for 3 days once. I told him I thought he reached the end of rhe internet. I'll have to do some looking for it.