The teacher asked

[Hobbyfarmer]

the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and
we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see RockCity and I was 'fascinated.'

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally,
but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand.

The teacher hesitated because she
had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate',
so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons,

but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

[wheatfarmer]

I think little Johnny wouldn't have noticed if his aunt would have had more eye makeup on. ;D

[kwestfarms]

Right on wheatfarmer....Hobby should know.....its all about the eyes !!! LOL John