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Post by Hobbyfarmer on Jul 20, 2011 12:27:50 GMT -5
God promised women that good and ideal women would be found in all corners of the world.
And then he made the earth round.
That God - he's such a joker.
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Post by Rich© on Jul 20, 2011 19:41:13 GMT -5
Reminds me of the one where God see's adam lonely and says "whats wrong son?"
Well Lord... I'm lonely. I have noone to talk to. Noone to spend time with. Noone to help me with anything. I feel empty and alone.
God says: Tell you what, I'll build you a mate. We will call her Woman. She will be beautiful and perfect. Her body will never age or wear. She will be loyal and respectful at all times and cater to your every wish and demand. She will be accomidating to no end and maintain your wishes and desires and all it will cost you is an arm and a leg.
Adam though for a minute and replied...
"What can I get for a rib?".
;D
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Post by ses on Jul 20, 2011 23:15:50 GMT -5
Adam was sitting all by himself when God happened by. "Where's Eve?" God asked.
Adam replied, Oh it's that time of the month so she's down by the river washing up.
God said "Dammit, now I never will get that smell out of the fish!"
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