Post by wheatfarmer on Feb 2, 2012 10:28:51 GMT -5
With all the tension from a couple of threads, it is time for a commercial break.
Two nuns were walking through a grocery store and were passing the beer cooler. One said to the other, "Sister, wouldn't it be nice to sit outside on a warm sunny afternoon and sip on a cold beer?" The other replied, "I guess it would, but I am sure us buying some beer would really raise some eyebrows." "Let me take care of that", the first one said and proceeded to the checkout with a 6-pack in hand.
The clerk looked at the nun as she sat the 6-pack down. "We use it for washing our hair. We call it Catholic shampoo" said the first nun. The clerk smiled and reached on the display behind him and grabbed a bag of stick pretzels and placed them with the beer. "The rollers are on the house," he said.
Two nuns were walking through a grocery store and were passing the beer cooler. One said to the other, "Sister, wouldn't it be nice to sit outside on a warm sunny afternoon and sip on a cold beer?" The other replied, "I guess it would, but I am sure us buying some beer would really raise some eyebrows." "Let me take care of that", the first one said and proceeded to the checkout with a 6-pack in hand.
The clerk looked at the nun as she sat the 6-pack down. "We use it for washing our hair. We call it Catholic shampoo" said the first nun. The clerk smiled and reached on the display behind him and grabbed a bag of stick pretzels and placed them with the beer. "The rollers are on the house," he said.