Post by tbeck on Jan 30, 2012 12:27:43 GMT -5
I found a bottle in the back yard yesterday and was rubbing it to clean off the dirt.
Out popped a Genie who said he would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said! .
"Sorry," said the Genie, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses."
"You crafty bastard," said the Genie.
Out popped a Genie who said he would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said! .
"Sorry," said the Genie, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses."
"You crafty bastard," said the Genie.
