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Post by Hobbyfarmer on Jul 18, 2011 21:23:37 GMT -5
 Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house *completely naked* to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for *one hour* is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God Bless America!! P.S. If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.
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Post by Angus in NCMO® on Jul 18, 2011 21:27:27 GMT -5
I think I'm gonna have to make a trip to town Saturday right after dinner .................... to get my eyesight checked. ;D
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Post by cowboycorn on Jul 18, 2011 21:29:34 GMT -5
Also Hobbyfarmer, one demerit for you. It's terrorist sympathizer, not terrorist sympathizing. Somewhat changes the tense of us beer drinkers putting that "ing" on there. Just doing my job. See my badge.  |
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Post by MoJeeper™ on Jul 18, 2011 21:34:10 GMT -5
Damn, better post this in town!... Well wait, maybe not. Somethings will come out even American men will commit suicide....
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Post by Jim Beam on Jul 18, 2011 21:37:00 GMT -5
Whew I thought that I would have to walk naked when I read the title. Wouldn't be able to claim that it was cold out when we are breaking 100 everyday.
Should we have bacon wrapped pork loins on the grill too?
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Post by cbiers on Jul 18, 2011 21:42:33 GMT -5
I think somebody should screen the women first to decide which ones would be alllowed to walk naked. Do we really want to see all of them?
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Post by MoJeeper™ on Jul 18, 2011 21:43:59 GMT -5
Whew I thought that I would have to walk naked when I read the title. Wouldn't be able to claim that it was cold out when we are breaking 100 everyday. Should we have bacon wrapped pork loins on the grill too? HAHAHA!!! ;D |
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Post by MarlandS on Jul 18, 2011 21:47:04 GMT -5
I think somebody should screen the women first to decide which ones would be alllowed to walk naked. Do we really want to see all of them? No , definately not . |
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Post by Angus in NCMO® on Jul 18, 2011 21:48:51 GMT -5
I think somebody should screen the women first to decide which ones would be alllowed to walk naked. Do we really want to see all of them? Just consider it one of those things we all have to do in the name of patriotism! Sort of like why do we look at terrible car wrecks? Hopefully I'm not distracted by a really ugly 'car wreck' and miss the better looking ones.  |
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Post by rfarmgirl on Jul 18, 2011 22:11:56 GMT -5
I think somebody should screen the women first to decide which ones would be alllowed to walk naked. Do we really want to see all of them? Maybe this should NOT be posted at your local Walmart??  |
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Post by kevinwcmo on Jul 18, 2011 22:12:20 GMT -5
better hope the better halves are not looking at this, cause you know no matter if they are the "better car wreck" they still fell like they are the "terrible car wreck". and your rearend might be grass and her be the lawn mower with that being said, save me a seat and i'll bring the cooler ;D kevin |
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Post by Boo-yah on Jul 18, 2011 22:19:04 GMT -5
I think somebody should screen the women first to decide which ones would be alllowed to walk naked. Do we really want to see all of them? No , definately not . You might want to reconsider |
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Post by Gambi80 on Jul 18, 2011 22:19:40 GMT -5
better hope the better halves are not looking at this, cause you know no matter if they are the "better car wreck" they still fell like they are the "terrible car wreck". and your rearend might be grass and her be the lawn mower with that being said, save me a seat and i'll bring the cooler ;D kevin Just bring the beer goggles so they all look 'good'. |
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Post by MarlandS on Jul 18, 2011 22:21:08 GMT -5
i just threw up a little . And i've seen that pic before .
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